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Doctor Who women

Shaun Clayton — Thu, 05 Aug 2010 02:56:30 +0000

I have an article up on Topless Robot that, uh, may label me as a nerd forever and prevent me from dating ever again.

10 Hottest Doctor Who Companions

ShaunCO

Shaun Clayton — Sat, 03 Jul 2010 07:22:42 +0000

I have a new short film titled “ShaunCO – Response to Investor Inquiries.”

By the way, fiberglass insulation is itchy.

Annoyance Video Night

Shaun Clayton — Sat, 19 Jun 2010 14:41:21 +0000

Tomorrow night (June 20th) at 8pm, there’s the Annoyance Video Night at the Annoyance Theatre, a showcase of crazy cooky nutty videos submitted from talented people around Chicago.

I have a film in it, so come on by!

Monster Movie Article Up

Shaun Clayton — Wed, 16 Jun 2010 05:30:59 +0000

I have an article up on The 10 Types of Movie Monster Outbreaks.

If this title sounds rather definitive, it is only because I am an expert on this, being the original director of Night of the Living Dead before it was renamed Sex in the City 2.

Hand Punishing

Shaun Clayton — Fri, 04 Jun 2010 04:28:00 +0000

It was titled “10 Controllers that Will Hurt Your Hand” but now it’s 10 Incredibly Hand Punishing Game Controllers. I’m not sure which is more of a euphemism. Then again it is on Topless Robot and the content is the same. Read it, won’t you?

Pinball

Shaun Clayton — Wed, 26 May 2010 03:21:57 +0000

I have a new article up on Topless Robot about pinball.

That is all.

7 Celebrities That Would Make Awesome SmashTV Contestants

Shaun Clayton — Sat, 15 May 2010 14:58:29 +0000

I have a new list up on Topless Robot. It was suggested by one of the readers and it was a pretty good suggestion: Celebrities as Smash TV contestants.

link!

As you can see, it involved a little Photoshop on my part. My personal favorite is the picture of Cheney on Mutoid Man’s head. It just fit so beautifully:

I will say the picture that was most trying is this one:

I mean, that’s me, of course. Can you imagine how many times I had to take a picture of myself looking AS SEXY AS POSSIBLE!??! Really.

How to Fail

Shaun Clayton — Mon, 10 May 2010 03:57:43 +0000

I have put a portion of my book on How to Fail up on HarperCollins “Authonomy” website.

Please take a look at it if you are so inclined.

I started writing it in 2006, meandered on through 2007, then finished in 2008. Sent out a lot of query letters to publishers and did not succeed in getting it published, so I kinda let it sit there. So, here it is on this strange and interesting website that HarperCollins put up.

Tweets gets you in Ad Copy

Shaun Clayton — Fri, 07 May 2010 00:30:51 +0000

I posted this today on Twitter:

I highly recommend the X-mini iHome Capsule Speaker from @thinkgeek. It’s a tiny sound enhancer that looks like a Cybertron hamburger.

You know, on a lark. Moments later I get this reply from John Frazier:

@doctorfailure OMG, what a great quote! Can I use that in our product copy?!

So, I say yes, and so my quote is now attached to the product:

http://www.thinkgeek.com/computing/speakers/9e68

I was asked if I got compensation for this – no I did not. For one, I didn’t want to (it’s pretty neat) and for two, that’s ridiculous to assume I could get paid for tweets. I’m not Ashton Kutcher. No, I’m not linking to his Twitter feed, you know what it is already.

Bill Eats Too Much Pizza

Shaun Clayton — Fri, 30 Apr 2010 13:04:11 +0000

Here now is yet another in my series about Bill Binder eating. This time he eats a 23″ pizza with a friend, Jose Gonzalez and…I won’t spoil what happens. This video was shot by Nina Miller, who is an awesome person.

Bill Eats Too Much Pizza